Classy Confusion

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librarianpirate:

A neutron walks into a bar. “How much for a drink?” he asks the bartender.

“For you?  No charge.”

Neutrino you didn’t.

Higgs Boson walks into a church. The service is already started and the ushers look at him impatiently. He turns to them and says “Whatever, guys. Without me, there is no mass.”

Taken from a fellow who believes in chemistry jokes.

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    Higgs Boson walks into a church. The service is already started and the ushers look at him impatiently. He turns to them...

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